Let it not be said that I’m inconsiderate. I posted Vinnie’s incomplete account of today’s events, didn’t I? Ah, well. He can go back and edit it later if he so wishes.

Unfortunately, Vivian and Daniel will be unable to join us for tonight’s festivities. However, we do have five lucky contestants (six, counting Smokestack), all willing to spill their mind in one way or another.

Now, if you’ll excuse me.

- SID